Problem is that good (clean) jokes are few and far in between. I have a small collection for posting just to make everybody smile in the morning.
Hodccstuff wrote:
Where in the world do you go for all these pictures. So fitting for every occasion. You got me laughing.
Mitzi11
I suspect most of us remember surfing the internet without high speed internet Hodccstuff. When we first had the internet we could use the phone or the computer! Cell phones weren't even around then,
??? Hodccstuff and Suhonenm, I almost posted those, too! Great minds think alike. And so do we! ????
Part of me sometimes misses not being able to pour a cup of coffee while waiting. ????
My Grandson thinks I lived in Victorian times as I mentioned that when I was at primary school we had pens that we dipped into inkpots on our desk and the boy sitting behind me used to try and put my plaits into his inkwell.
I love the fact that I have seen and used the development of communication since then - except that most peoples handwriting has deteriorated without practice and so many young people cannot write in cursive script. Funnily enough, they don't touch type either, whereas I was lucky enough to be taught to touch type even though I'm a Crumbly!
Ok lets start with silly one this morning
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of a road and pulls over. She steps out of the car and asks man what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
It says:
(Are you ready for this?)
"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."